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19.11.09

funny

Guys i just watch tropic thunder and that thing is sure damn funny,man...i've been watching it again and again since last night...wow that thing sure makes me fly..here a fake commercial from the movie..

Its fake..You'll never see this movie coz it doesnt exist..it just a parody from the movie tropic thunder...sure damn funny

7.11.09

Panggilan HAJJ

wU...Mum and Dad had already took their flight to accomplish their Haji.Very sad..

right now im busy playing with my cousin so ill update further next timey...

5.11.09

Copyright issue

Copyright is a serious issue worlwidely...Think about when you had a rare picture,your family picture,picture you work hard on to have,valuable article,article you wrote yourself and e.t.c. then suddenly an unresponsible people just stole it? Surely you'll get mad right? so what am i going to write today is about Copyright and Us..

You see,when you had stolen people belonging from their blogs,website e.t.c you could be charged on Copyright act of 1976 for Americans and Copyright act 1987 for Malaysians.

Once you've copied a media files from others's blog you've founded you had become a CRIMINAL.and criminal is what you dont want to be.So rise up people!Respect others and stop copying without permission.

regard
-dean-

kat kampung....

Dean skarang kat Kluang ni..hari Rabu lepas kat BP..haritu kat BP jumpe Kimmiey..besh giler..Pastu smalam mase baru sampai kat Kluang,Dean baring ah kat katil abang sedara Dean...pastu Dean main ah voice tag kan phone tu..buat perkataan teruk la cam ba*i bo*doh dan yang lagi teruk yang Dean tak leh nk mention..lucah pun ade gak..pastu abang apish ngan afiq dengar dorang buat kt fon dorang..maen lawan lawan voice tag..tapi kecian apish..henpon die canggih gile tapi tkde voicetag..tu la,beli fon murah2 je laen kali...hehehehe..okey ah..


geng yang kat Kerteh tu K.I.T eh?
-Dean-

3.11.09

found this in Kl

funny??

2.11.09

SocialVibe

You can see the SocialVibe Widget rite?? So whats the wait is for?? Help starving people free by clicking the widget..U ARE THEIR ONLY HOPE..help now for free..

advantage:
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When others help,they'll see your message you left,
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SO,HELP NOW,LET YOU HELP THE WORLD AS THE WORLD HELPS YOU!

REMEMBER,THEIR HOPE IS YOU!

Twister

Kat skolah tadi sebelum main vocable kitorang main twister..susah nk mampos..hahahahasorry ah,bontot berkilat,basuh gune kiwi kleen tu...
Uish.....bukan main berbelit lagi...

Berebut tapak...heheheh..lagi dekat tapak tu lagi senang nak stabil...

Ade ke dipijak nye tangan aku...huhu..peraturan kate boleh..nak buat ape..



DominoVocable

Tadi maen Vocable..borink sebab asek mencarut dan mengejek je,so main la Domino lak gune Vocable nyer huruf tu...

Lawa tak gambar ni?


KEAJAIBAN


BYE

By friends..Im now no longer sk kerteh pupils...so sad..and tommorow,ill be a free man,im no longer sk kerteh pupil...

1.11.09

Gross


Euuw..Grandpa take off he's polident teeth!!

Floating ROCK..


This floating rock is located at Palestine..i think so..

s**T

Damn it..got into a fight at school today..kinda hurts...With Fadhlan..A stupid dumb fool from the last class..He's crazy,While im resting myself at the Mussolla,suddenly he came to me and said " oo do you think you're a prefect i would be scared of you?"....I dont even know a thing..then he kick me several times at da BUTT..well..i just act like i dont see him,then i lose my temper,he kick me,i grab his leg,throw him off,he got angry,kick me back..and this time,REAL HARD man...but Thank god my BUTT is FIREWALLED...since mom and dad likes to cane me a lot on the butt,i lose my respond to stimuly (only at the butt)..so he kick me just like he was just touching me..hehehe..then we start fighting about our genital size...such a dumb thing to fight..acctually,i dont even say a thing..he's the one who talk-a-lot,he said that bla...bla bla...(not suitable for girls)...i just quiet myself...then,tear start rolling on my eyes..i cried coz i feel terrible that my school had grew a boy like him...i cried because he's such a dumb...and then i just went to class act like nothing happen..Akmal got it hard,he was kicked several times by that TAUGEH Zuhairi hashim..HASHIM..oh sorry,i sneezed..then i remember wacthing Akmal kicked that boy right on the PEEPEE...he start to make tears..i laugh at him coz when i cried,he told me that i was a spoilt child..but i think thats not true coz you'll cry when your emotion is TO CRY..so i do think he's an alien that dont cry...This evening Fadhlan will join the others to a school trip to Langkawi..i pray to god to show him some wrath and give him a punishment for what he'd done to me...Amin...

Boh!!! sexy!!

Just found out some pic from a Website...OMG..this is so not suitable for child under 18..coz its very .....so if you wanna see please call your parent to watch with you..remember kids..this pic is not suitable for you..please scroll down..

























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HAHAHAHAHAHA....GOTCHA!!! see! thats what happen if you watch it without your parents guidance...remember kids...SAY NO TO PORN!!




31.10.09

Fenomena2



Bile semalam ade peristiwa ring moon,tringat lak dean kat fenomena lagi satu yang terjadi pada entah dean pun tk ingat..name die BULAN SENYUM..hihihi..seram kn?? tk lah..cute...

Fenomena Ring-Moon..




Dean dalam rase seram sejuk,dengan dipaksa oleh keluarga sendiri untuk mengambil gambar,sebagai jurugambar keluarga,Dean telah berjaya mengambil beberapa gambar Bulan yang ade lingkaran kat keliling die..iee seram giler..
Susah giler nak tangkap gmbar moon nih..die nyer ring tu susah nak appear mase dah tangkap..


Gune mode sunset...berjaye pun at last

see,,.second pic

Dean once again berjaya dapatkan gambar fenomena..hehehehe..



Money-Wasting..

Under 18 is a comic by the artist ZINT..I like this book a lot coz its funny but when they produce the UNDER18 FEARLESS episode,its dissapoint me..the comic was totally bad..its a money-wasting..i cant believe they betrayed me just like that after all the funny and good episode i read and now its sucks!!
Then i got to buy this comic..cant wait for tommorow to show em to my friends...



30.10.09

Sejadah Berdiri Exposed 2

Gambar ini diambil di umah Dean...tngok,Dean buat lagi satu SEJADAH BERDIRI..ha..ape nak kecoh,semua citer yang lam surat khabar tu scam je..orang melayu kite pun satu,takkan tak bley pikir yang bende ni boleh dibuat buat..Entah,Dean pun tak tahu nk cakap ape..cume Dean nak nasihatkan kalau korang menipu tentang Sejadah Berdiri ade kat umah korang la,kat surau la,ko rang la yang dapat dose..tp Dean tanak cakap bnyak,Dean bukan maksudkan yang Keajaiban allah tu takde..ianya memang ade sebenarnye..kalau yang name name allah di bunge,ikan dan lain lain tu memang Dean percaye sebab Dean pun pernah jumpe ikan ade nama allah kat badan die mase Dean g umah kawan Dean.. Tngok,kan betol cerita SEJADAH BERDIRI itu dibuat buat? Dean pun boleh lipat sejadah tu jadi camtu..
Danny nakal btol...die g letak topeng Darthvader Star wars kat sejadah..tak baek tau..tadi die kene rotan 2 kali ngan mama Dean sebab uat camni..hehehehe

Tips tips perniagaan Dean

Dean kalau bab menipu orang mase berniaga memang la terer..okey so harini dean nak share tips2 yang dean slalu buat untuk lakukang barang2 jualan..so untuk perniaga dan bakal peniaga yang sedang membaca ni..stay tune..

TIPS 1
UNGKIT
Jika korang sedang menjual dan kawan korang datang gerai korang,korang rekomen kan dorang supaya beli barang jualan korang..UNGKIT abesh2 ape yang korang pernah buat kat kawan korang...cakap la contohnye:Wey Pok Alim,haritu aku tolong ko bine hotel Hilton kat Kl..ko beli ah barang aku..ha somethings like that la...

TIPS2
KELIRU
Kelirukan orang yang nak beli kat kedai korang tu abesh2..contohnye: Kereta Mercedes ni harga die 7rm...kalau beli tige 4,3orm je..promosi tu...Ha,korang cube buat camni..diorang takkan perasan punye..aku dah berapa ali dah uat camni..tapi korang boleh gak uat camni,contohnye:HA ni Rm3o aku bagi murah sket 28rm..padahal same je kalau dikire btol2..

TIPS3
LAWAK
Buat lawak untuk jadikan gerai korang lebih menarik..gunakan loghat loghat yang menarik seperti loghat kelantan ataupun loghat Penang..Contohnye: Ha mari be,mari beli beli abe weh..muroh morah semuo nya..kalu dok beli rugi abe we....ha..kan menarik camtu..

TIPS4
KEJAR
Seorang pelanggan ibarat 100 emas 916 (pakar emas tahu la ni)...So jike korang miss sorang pelanggan korang ibarat bankrup abesh..JANGAN biarkan jike seorang pelanggan pergi begitu saje..korang kene kejar dorang dan review kan pasal barang korang kat pelanggan tu..

TIPS5
TIPU
Jika korang berasa terdesak,tiada orang nak beli dan rase diri korang rugi,gune lah tips ke-5 ni..tp tips ni hanya berkesan untuk barang jualan yang kecik2..contohnya gule2..korang jual satu peket gule2 tu 50sen..skali takde orang nak beli..korang amik la empat peket..lepas tu korang gnggam 4 peket tu pastu cakap kat pelanggan "Bang beli la bang..saye bagi segenggam ni bang,dah terdesak sangat ni..segenggam ni saye bagi 2rm je bang.."Ha..macam tu lah..bile buat camtu,dorang akan rase berbaloi beli segenggam tapi dorang tak tahu yang penjual tu dah kire sebelum amik segenggam tu.kire cam same je lah kan?? 4 peket gule2 50sen jual 2rm..hehehe..

stay tune untuk tips tips mnarik yang lain...