EJEK MENGEJEK amalan kita....Volume 3

Harini topik baru..A**a F***i binti Abdul W***B.. classmate gak.. hair ni aku nak ajar ilmu voodoo sket..mula mula tepek budu kat patung teddy bear..pastu bile bau pergi tepi pantai pastu nyanyi lagu apa tah yang zai zai zai zai tu...apa ek?


k lah bye.......

COMIKLUSIV... 1

Suatu petang James Bondawi duduk kat rumah kawan die... Wei ko..utang ko 20sen aku blanje roti canai mane??

oloh oloh,20 sen kira ka??

kau jangan ngade! aku tembak kang

wargh ganas nye ko..baek aku lari

POW POW POW!!!!!!

T*****T...NAK TEMBAK MISS LAK TU..KALAU TEPAK TAKPE GAK..ILANG RAMBUT AKU.........


p.s:TIADA PERSELISIHAN ANTARA MANA MANA PIHAK..KAMI HANYA BUAT LAWAK YANG TIDAK BERLEBIHAN..TENGOK JER DAH TAHU TAK DE PUN BENDA YANG TERLALU SERIUS..JANGAN AMEK HATI K?? TAKDE MENGHINA PUN..LAGIPUN TAKDE BAHASA KASAR PUN KAN??NO HARD FEELING K??

EJEK MENGEJEK amalan kita....Volume 2

Noorish Sofea classmate aku..macam biasek la,aku uat post volume 2..tapi kali ni die soarang je.. ni noorish karman..adek beradik die ke??tapi atas ni lawo..die .....

last skali aku suka makan popiah!!POPIAH ni aritu cik sofea ade jual..entah sape tah cik sofea tu..POPIAH=SOFIAH...what to kept same?? =sir kata...

EJEK MENGEJEK amalan kita....

Ejek Kalau takdek kat kelas aku 6 cemerlang 1 memang tak sah..so diorang yang kene ejek ni nak gak popular kan...soo,, Aku selalu ejek raihan seperti di atas sebab nama bapak dia kuahahahahahah (rahsia tau)

dont tell arif kamaruddin about this..that will make him rooarr...

the moyang of amirul A**m..senyap eh
..harap diorang tak bace..

asyikin apa macam ek??? chicken ni nampak sedap le

last skali..cam last post aku..le ghani le kassim le baba le petai

MATA PETAI!!!!

SKARANG NI AKU KAT BILIK AKSES SKOLAH...WARGHH!!!!!!!! DIORANG SEMUA SERBU BLOG AKU..DAH MASUK TAK BAYAR LAK!!! MEMANG AKU SUMPAH GHANI KASSIM POPIYAH SEMUA MATA PETAI!!!!!!!!!!! WARGH!!!!!!!!

yerh...HERE I AM

Yah aku kat KL skarang..guess what,aku guna laptop bapak aku..dia marah?tak pun...die tak kesah,petang ni nak g jalan masjid india nak order baju raya..pastu gi low yat nak beli loose clone trooper and other computer thinggies....wei,kcian kunoor..aritu chatting guna ym ngan die tiba tiba bapak aku masuk bilik and marah..die tanya dah abes upsr ke?aku terus tutup..mesti die kecik hati kan?not my fault,aku kata kat die malam on lagi tapi malam aku sing in die takdek..dah bye.....

Mungkin......

Mungkin aku berenti dulu uat blog seketika kot..sebab nak upsr,bapak tak bagi sentuh komputer,tapi tengok lu ah..kalau boleh teruskan..bye

hari ni.....

Yah nothings great..spelling competition got the fourth place (shame on me).no need to review anything..so, bye!!



mujur ade lah gak aku tulis dari takdek langsung..... :)

Its Night...Tommorow is school day..

Deans here,..how are you all doing?..im fine..just getting bored in the late night doin nothing..so i wanna share something..im a horror movie maniac..i love em so much..most favourite is nightmare on elm street film..a great horror film with many blood and death scene..the movie make me did'nt afraid of the dark,going downstairs of my house and others..you should watch em too..!!!(attention:not good for heart disease and pregnancy.may cause unwanted bla bla bla like shock ore something else).. the actor of the movie character,robert englund

freddy krueger burns his victim

epic movie of freddy fighting the most scared boogeymen,jason voorhess

last suprise! enjoy.......

AMERICAN DREAMS...

Yah as the title says it...im #1 fan of american dreams..i just cant stop listening to the re-sing song by other singer..example: marvin gaye song is sang by usher,not just usher,you'll see many other singer like jeniffer love hewitt...you can watch the show on wednesday,hallmark channel..9.00 pm or 8.00 pm..the song are just great...i think mj song should be re-sing...

well.today is a holiday...fuh...sleeps is the main things to do....

whats that kid doing here at my blog???How do she came here?? Run!!!!!!!!

TiReDnEsS...OF CAMP!!!....

Im tired..tapi masih bley uat post for my blog...yah disini nak aku kongsi kan gambar kawan aku yang wujud kat dunia ni dan nak post gambar dia..aku start ngan ranking la..

PENCALONAN KAWAN LELAKI DDDK1 2009:
1.....

bukan nye aper!! tapi they're all nut's!!it's like i dont have a real friend at all!..

And back to LE TOPICS ..topics?? WE DONT EVEN HAVE A TOPICS..Ah one thing a wanna say..somtimes its kindda...like...bleaaah whatever duh..but when you go to camp,its kindda hurt your feeling or make you embarrased..like one of my story here at the camp..ya by the way,its sure 5a camp at sk kemasik...

.....I woke up last morning and found out all my friend was already gone to the surau to sembahyang subuh,i was so panic that..Adoi penat doi tulis BI.tulis bahasa mlayu dah ark..ok back to the story..aku pun apa lagi..aku pakai baju sekolah terus g bilik air..yang aku pun satu..bengong,gi tandas pakai baju sekolah ape ke hal??dah abis aku mandi and gosok gigi aku terus g surau..aku mandi buka baju sikit..sabun..bilas...gosok gigi...kumuh...buang...terus keluar lepas pakai baju balik..on the time aku kat surau diorang baru nak smayang..abis semayang diorang asyik ejek aku tak mandi..dah elok ejek camtu je diorang g sebar kat owang lain lak...malu aku..budak skrp sorang ni la,g heboh citer lak..bukannnya aku tak mandi,cuma aku nak cepat so aku mandi trus cpat cpat g surau cam aku story tadi..kesimpulannya

1.Aku bengong..mandi pakai baju sekolah memang ler diorang bley kata aku tak mandi..pastu sebelum mandi pun aku pkai baju sekolah..tak ke nampak cm memang aku tak mandi?tapi tak pelah..tuhan kan ada..dia tengok apa aku buat...korang nak ejek ejek lah..

2.Diorang bengong..dah tak tahu pape nak ejek aku lak..abes malu aku..diorang takde topic laen ke?

3.My friend ARIF lak bengong..dah elok elok dia gi surau sama aku..mesti dia tengok aku keluar tandas pas mandi.pastu bile aku kene ejek aku kata lah kat diorang tnya la mamat ni..abes dia kata dia gi surau dulu..dia kata tak g ngan aku..Uat malu je

4.Roommate aku bengong,dah tahu aku akan lambat tanak dikejutlak aku yang tidur mati ni..pastu dah la tak kejut,nak ejek lak tu

5.geng aku bengong..aku tengah breakfast masa tu lah dia kata aku tak mandi.AT THE CANTEEN.tempat terbuka..kalau korang tak malu?Abesh tu aku nyirap aku ejek die balik,DENGKUR KUAT GILE.pastu aku belakon ngan AZHAN jadi cam iklan breath rite tu..kat pentas terbuka,amek kau..sebagai balasan aku kene baling kasut..tuuuuuuut..dah die ejek orang die nak marah lak..abesh tanak tegur aku..pastu aku bkannya kesah..siapa salah siapa lah minta maaf kan?tapi aku pun tak kesah sebab die ni panas baran takleh kontrol..die kaco orang leh,orang kacau takleh..kesian dia tanak sebut nama dia..kang mati aku kena baling meja lak..

ni dialog acara di atas:

DIA:wei semua orang..ni ha budak tak mandi..busuk bau ape

AKU:kau diam leh tak..aku leh sumpah aku mandi

DIA:wei ni budak tak man...???

SEMUA LELAKI MEJA AKU:MANDI!!!!!

AKU:Jangan le ejek orang..kang aku ejek nangis kang..

DIA:Apa busuk ni? (perli aku)

AZHAN:(bisik)Kau balas din..kau cakap yang pasal kite record die dengkur tu

AKU:(Dapat idea)Wei kau..macam lah kau tau aku mandi ke tak..kau skodeng ke hah?pandai sangat cakap..aku berani sumpah la kalau aku betul..Kau nak tahu kau dengkur macamane??
camni hah..KROOOH KROOOOOOOH KROHOHOHOH!!!!!

SEMUA GENG AKU:(ketawa)hahahah puding (?) mula dah tu...

(Aku ngan geng terus g pentas terbuka uat SHOW)

AKU:Azhan..camner iklan tu??

AZHAN:Owh...Abang,breath rite bantu saya tidur ngan nyenyak..abang cube ye..

SEMUA GENG AKU:Wahhhahhhahhhahh..huuu...

DIA:(muka merah gile cam nak nangis)(muke bengkek je..)

ARIF:(datang tiba tiba naik pentas)(die gabung eklan breath rite ngan gaviscon)Pedih ulu hati akibat dengkuran??gaviscon,bantu saya berdengkur lebih kuat..abang cuba ye??

SEMUA GENG:(ketawa terbahak bahak..ada yang minum 100 plus sampai muntah ketawa nye pasal).

die pun lock position..target pale AZHAN..Powhh dibaling kasut die..nasib baek miss

DIA:Kau ni sudah sudah la ejek orang!!! aku tak ejek pun kau!!!(ye ke? tadi tu?).Kau ejek aku pesal hah??TUUUUUUT TUUUUUT DAN TUUUUUT.


tutup citer sampai situ..abesh bile aku masuk kelas budak skrp ejek aku..aku malu gile..ikmal sekolah aku sokong diorang..aku pun balas la diorang punye ejek..Ku noor ketawa je..tak patut kau ku noor!!huhuhu..tapi aku tak kesah..yang benar benar lah..harap korang bace sket post ni..bia tau ape ade lam hati aku ni..nak diluahkan kat kem,takdek sorang nak dengar..nah amek ko.....sampaii balik kem aku asek tiru gaya DIA tu kat azhan..aku baca dialog die n lempar selipar adidas arif kat die..huuhuu..tapi kenangan pahit kadang kadang bile kenang manis jugek lah..anyway ku noor apehal asyik diam jer??kenang kat haziq kut..haziq kan dah pindah kl..oh lupa korang tak kenal pun semua orang kat sini..nanti aku kenalkan lah kawan aku semua ni...

STAR WARS: clone genreation

Clone Trooper is a republic tranied army that is cloned by the Kamonians on Kamino(star wars 2).the clone trooper is a clone of Jango Fett,a bounty hunter..this time we gonna stop writing and show u the generation of clone trooper from episode 3 back to the clone wars this is a clone trooper infantry class on ep3

the republic commando is an advaced recon and trained clone that

help the clone army on geonosis,kashyyk and other planet..u can

see them on the game star wars republic commando

501st legion clone,i have a collection of the clone trooper.cool

ok..thats all for today

Latest news: The appearence of MJ ghost

RIP Michael Joseph Jackson or Mikail Yusof (in islamic name of convertion).As the whole world knew,he has gone forever.May god bless his spirit and lies with the good in heaven.insyaallah.BUT,what are we telling you now is about the appearence of MJ himself,as A GHOST!the picture was taken by CNN at his house on Neverland.SEE IT.BELIEVE IT

The soft COMMANDO!!!!!!!!

Rambo.. a well-known character that had been played by sylvester but know..he has his ally..rainbow hamsta

and hamstar d bazook

kitty rambo

rambo is hard and strong army..he fought in the Nams war..but..every hero need a love..and here...

my 1# hero of all..............war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThE aRt Of Da ViNcI....

Ze Guten Morgen..Today we gonna go franchias..des art of excelentee today will smooth your aroma of arts... Today i bringed you...MONA LISA!!!!le scary little women

and his sistarrr...mona jackson..

mona ducking...or ugly mona....or ugly ducling bla bla bla

tis wat happens when u eaten too many doonuts..do nuts eats donut...

mona de aliensee..versuuuise predatore....

and so much more......................bye. -deen-

Ok Ok Im TalKing So LiStEN...

Some times...do you realise??if we have more friends..life gets better...but there are special parts of relationships that cant be more and less..when we are at the good friends part..sometimes it lead to groups...da..My classmate call me and my good friends as JJ (Jejaka Jambu??) OMG...But i juts call the as -good frend-...But sometimes it came with the "great"..Great friends...Where we known our friend for a long period of time and had went trough the good friends part....
But sometimes..after the relationship increase and increase..some may hate,some may love..in this case...it will lead to two relationships

BOY/GIRLFRIENDS:For those that loves

ENEMIES:For those who hates!!

Sometimes..this thing also affect our surrounding....the more love leads to more hate..the more hates lead to the more suffering..after one best friends came to enemy..they will suffer..How could their best friend do the dont?Well,as i say.....its a matter of love and hates...

Sometimes we dont understand when it came to this part of relationship..things were getting harder and harder...in the boys and girls relationship such as girlfriend and boyfriend..it increases love in your heart...each day,each moment,each time...

Lastly,it bring to the relationship called "lover"...the relationship that i always wanted to have..where it leads to the end of your life..it will be your friend forever...ever...where two hearts..feel alike....

THE END

OK I START NOW..NOW...2009...NOW!!!!!!!!

NOW.Ok,now just relax...take a deep breath and....HoLa To Da GErlZzz!!!....G'dAy To DA bOy!!!!!!! yA its Me AGaiN dEan 3d.dONt TelL mE u DOnt KNow WHat 3d MeAns To ME!!

3D: Dean Da Dork

DonT YoU eVeR SAy i AM a DoRK!!! iM nOt A dORk.At aLL!!!Na.. HolA hOLe Im GonNA gIve You lyRicS fOr dA soNg.......WhEn IM gRoWN up BY tHA puSSycat DolLZ.....

Ya I pUbLiSh ThiS cOz Im ReLeasING my TenSionity On eXamINatIon.......ToV gETting WoRsTE And WoRste....

Boys call you sexy

And you don't care

What they say

See everytime

You turn around

You saying my name

Just call you sexy

And you don't care

What they say

See everytime

You turn around

You screaming

My name(Don't y'all)

NowI got a confession(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

When I was youngI wanted attention(Haha, ha, ha ha)

And I promised myselfThat I'd do anything(Haha, ha, ha ha)

Anything to get menTo notice me(Haha, ha, ha ha)

ButI ain't complaining

We all wanna be famous

So go ahead and say

What you wanna say

You knowWhat it's like

To be famous

When everybody knowWhat your name is

Cause see

When I was younger

I would say{Refrain:}

When I grow up

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies

When I grow up

I wanna see the world

Drive nice cars

I wanna have boobies

When I grow up

I wanna see me

Me on TV

People know me

Be on magazines

When I grow up

Fresh and clean

Number one chick

Wanna step out

On the scene{Post-Refrain:}

But be careful

What you wish for cause

You just might get it (3x)

But be carefulWhat you wish for cause

You just might get it (3x)

They used to tell me

I was fooling,

Until I popped up

On the TV(La, la, la, la, la)

I always wanted

To be a superstar

Who knew singing songs

Would get me this far(La, la, la, la, la)

But I ain't complaining

We all wanna be famous

So go ahead and say

What you wanna say

You know what it's like

To be famous

When everybody know

What your name is

Cause see

When I was younger

I would say{au Refrain}

{au Post-Refrain}YesI'm astounding me

I'm a trend setterYes, this is true

Cause what I do

No one can do it better

You can talk about me

CauseI'm a hot 'sup bitch

I see youWatchin' me, watchin' me

And I know you want it{au Refrain}

{au Post-Refrain}

{au Refrain}

{au Post-Refrain}

Yeah

(Don't y'all)

What?U AlsO wAN Da ViDeO?? TaKE iT..bUt NeXt TiME..PwEEZ..Im tIrEd aS hElL hEre!!!!!!!!! GonNa GeT sOmE slEep And CoNtInUe tOmmOroow..........

FrIdAy Da YaY yAy!!!!!!

*#HELLO*#.Hari ni nak review pasal MESRA MALL kemasik.Aku tak sabar nak tunggu giant bukak.tapi sekarang tak bukak lagi.Ntah bila nak bukak tah,kalau bukak puasa cepat ajer korang yer.bukak GIANT hypermarket liat betol korang.Korang mesti nak list kedai kedai kat saner kan?nah abang dean yang baik hati bagi:

-1. GIANT

2. TGV Cinemas - Opening Early 2009

3. U-BOWL - Opening Oct 2008

4. Starbucks

5. Secret Recipe

6. Giordano

7. Tomei

8. Body Shop

9. Toys R Us

10. City Chain

11. Guess Accessories

12. Felisa Cosmetics

13. Carlo Rino

14. Anakku

15. Roti Boy

16. Burger King

17. Reject Shop

18. Bata

19. Various Photo and handphone shops

20. Health Spa

dan beberapa store lain cam kamdar,popular,guardian,big apple donut and lain lain termasuk kedai cikgu gua,zick zack telekomunikasi.Tahniah cikgu.Soffian yang telah berjaya membuka cawangan zick zack telekomunikasi.Tahniah pada sumer!!!!!And i always support celcom!!Long live celcom.The wide coverage!!

kHAmiS Mis Kis,...KisMIs...

Ya halu,macam yang dijanjikan,ini lah muka sebenar ku.kikiki...tak besh la harini.dapat nombor 3.5A tapi nombor tiga uat aper..Korang rase kan...Apa yang orang kata hensem sangat muka aku ni?cee aku tanya jawab ngan jujur.Aku benci orang yang suka cakap aku perasan lah,apa lah.kalau korang komen aku terima,tapi jangan lah cakap aku perasan,cakap la aku ni rambut tak stailo ke,ape ke.k?Hmm arini takde pape bende penting nak tulis.Senang citer hari ni untuk korang layan muka aku tu jer.Oh anyway,aku dah setel problem kak ana masa yang aku kata dia ada problem semalam.Rupanya dia sedih sebab pak sedara dia ninggal.inallilllah..al fatihah..ok lah,chiaow dulu,bye bye!!!Arigato!!Eh luper..aku ni masuk tv tau haritu.Astro Ceria Berani Jadi Bos.Tapi tak menang,final ajer..kalau korang pernah nampak korang britahu aku.Hp aku 0139418418.Tapi aku ingat nak tukar Digi.Kalau aku tukar aku inform kat kowang k?Bye.

hARI RaBu ShoWdOWn

Haloo happy birthday to you harini hari rabu hari jadi cikgu..bersama gua lagi harini.Korang dah check it out blog kawan aku?akmal?Belom?Korang link je ikut blog ni.So hari ni aku nak review pasal chatting bay fav aku.HABBO.Best,selain chatting,korang leh uat restoran,hospital,umah,disco korang sendiri.malas nak type korang tengok je video kat blog ni

>>>Anyway aku juga lurvee star wars.hari ni aku main star wars ngan kawan aku azim n akmal.aku main the force unleashed.Akmal main battlefront.Jadi aku menang sebab aku pro.Korang nak tau tak hari ni aku dapat markah periksa..5A sia..gile arh aku terloncat loncat sambil makan maggie kat umah.gembira tol.5a ko ingat senang nak dapat?Memang la pada korang senang,tapi kena usaha gak.Pastu bapak aku kata nak bagi rm600 kalu dapat nombor 1 lam periksa.gerek sia...aku nak beli psp sebab nenek aku nak bagi 300 jadi dah 900.tapi bapak aku kata melaburlah kat ASB nanti leh dapat dividen tinggi.bapak aku kata umur 20 nanti leh guna,uat kawin ke(ceh berangan nampak)..Aku ni lelaki paling hensem kat Kerteh.Tak caye?korang nk tengok gambar aku?Tunggu esok aku upload kat blog khamis k?.Hmm nak cakap apa lagi ek?Ah!! pasal akak angkat aku.ierrana,dia hari ni cam ada masalah je.kenapa eh?.Korang enjoy la blog ni,dengar lagu or tengok video kat sini ke..Layan jer


ps:ni 2008 nyer.aku copy dari blog lama aku..