Satu? Satur? Saturday!

Wake up in the morning realizin its already the penghujung of january, its already CNY holiday, Its already 2012.. time fly fast..

Mandi mandi and went to auntie najjah's house for a little "baca yassin and tahlil" ceremony.. hahaha funny thing is how i thought i look like at the baca yassin ceremony..
Is so differend from the reality... the below picture should be the exact "me" hahahaha...

sorry for stealing your picture...i know you have watermarks

there but im still gonna use it haha..

I kinda hate tuition today.. 1. because GEO teacher are not coming..he was replaced by an unknown teacher that i wont be reviewing "panjang-panjang" about him..

and the second thing is, my fave tuition class SEJARAH.. that was teached by the great Mr Shiva Ramana.. Who came in the class, with a projector thinggy.. Said:

Damn sejarah is so fun when he's teaching.. When the class ended 30

minutes earlier what i do is just talking with some dude that got their

beats headphone for paying their tuition february fees..

talking about beats headphone and february fees, that reminds me..

i found that this guy is annoying..

and the 3rd problem is

If he did that ONCE..i dont care..If he did that TWICE.. i dont give a shuts..

BUT HE MAKE THAT ANNOUNCEMENT

EVERYTIME I ATTEND MY CLASSES..

I know..i understand the idea of "mungkin ade orang yang tak tahu lagi"

Seriously, cant you just like bagi masa kitorang kluar nak balik, atau masa

kitorang baru sampai? kenapa masa tengah dalam proses

pengajaran dan pelajaran, mu kene buak gitu? oh ni ambo stat kecek klate nih

maroh sangat ni.. >:(

Today nothing much happened.. Me and Raziq, who are both a "fanboys" (no not gayboys.. fanboys are like, you are a fan of something).. were busy discussing about The Avenger movie and who are gonna be the villain..

IT SOUNDS CHILDISH... BUT EVERYONE HAVE THEIR OWN INTEREST...

So awesome people of planet earth..i'll end this post, with a little word of wisdom by the great Barney Stinson..

p/s: my biceps are getting bigger yet invisible.. *sigh*

HACKED

hi we are anonymous..this blog is hacked..

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pfft hacker konon.... -__-

Mornin Sundae..

Its sunday already..esok dah sekolah..FML.. oh by the way,

HAI AND GOOD MORNIN YAW'LL

Today i got nothing to do so im gonna write about "HOW TO DETECT A STUPID HIPSTER ON FB".. you know how nowadays, people are like "Oh im a photographer" , "Oh im a fixie legend,check out my stunts" and lain lain lah dik...

Im telling you, If you have a black camera that can be attached with interchangable lenses yang panjang2 tu.. doesnt mean you are a photogelaper..

so, its a very "sakit mata" situation to see people who's just 13 or 14 who's still using their mak bapak money's to have a facebook photo album called " rempzz(example) photography" that shows picture that are bad enough, that i can capture myself using my nokia butterfly...

and then there're people yang gunakan "hashtag" that originated from twitter.. ON THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS..

Contohnya,

Oh aku ni benci kau sebab kau ni tak suka kat aku yang perasan hensem ni, WOI BETINA (censored) (censored) (censored) #AKUTAKHARAPAWEKCAMKAUSEBABAKUHENSEMDANKETIAKAKUBAUROTINAN

See? gugur bulu ketiak membacanya..kan?

Okay lets change our subject for today.. im gonna talk about religions.. i know im too obsessed about religions and the secrets of our life... but recently, i thought "why would i bother learning about other religions when im not gonna use it?"... i dont know..when i look at these stack of books..i thought "wow kalau aku tak beli semua buku ni maybe aku masih ade rm100 dalam tangan..boleh beli sluar dalam"...

well i cant say much about that islamic book.. because it's really good.. like, it explains more about the stories in the holy quran.. contohnya

-when adam came down to earth..ape dia buat dulu.. and all those things lah..

and that ahmed deedat's book is good too..
this post is kinda stupid.... but you cant blame me.. its sunday morning im all dizzy and stuff..

well.. time to sip on my nescafe!

chiao bocollo!

3 neon

Ehem ehem.. macam dah lama je kan tk update blog ni.. thanks to my dad, blog ni akan semakin aktif.. why? because im banned from facebuking but i still can use blogger..so here i am, blogging.. anyway sila play video diatas sebagai background music untuk post hari ni.. kalau korang tak play mata korang tumbuh jerawat lepas baca post ni...

back to the story.. school this year, i felt a little different.. no dont ask me about it.. tak perlu tanye..

dah..back to the tajuk.. 3 neon.. yup thats the main topic for today.. dulu masa dapat kelas berillium bukan main lagi aku motivate azwan akmal yang tak abes2 merungut pasal kelas yang dia dapat dan bagaimana orang yang lagi bangang daripada dia dapat masuk kelas yang lebih tinggi.. tapi sekarang aku pulak yang kena turun kelas...dia okey la naik kelas..aku ni dari beri masuk neon ape citer?

tapi tahun ni aku telah menjadi pelajar yang proaktif dan ceria.. kalau tahun lepas bangun pagi macam ni..

Tapi tahun ni bangun pagi mesti muka ceria camni..
hmm nothing much for today, maybe ill continue the rest of my story next time..

oh btw, aku tk tahu la tahun ni kenapa aku begitu "caffein (macam tu ke ejaan dia) addicted".. it started last year december when i was drinking coffee to stay up all night studying.. now aku rasa macam kopi tu sumber kuasa aku.. balik tuisyen tadi ngantuk gila so aku gi breadstory and minum 2 shots of nescafe black racist coffee and balik rumah dalam keadaan menggigil hyper macam baru lepas kene rogol lol...(sorry ayat kasar)..

anyway tuition's great... i have to "ketuk lutut" la everytime in my classes..if u get what i mean hehehehe...

thats all for now..

TRIBUTE

To my gais afif danish..

hai gais

sebelum meneruskan bacaan anda ...sila mainkan video ini "sebagai background music" post ni.. tutup lagu lain..

O hai gais.

my post today are from the deepest space in my heart..

ramai orang selalu cakap aku ni,jenis tak romantik.. well no offence,seriously,no offence, semua yang cakap camtu skarang ni dah break up -__- .. and me? the "unromantic pathetic boyfriend?" dah dekat nak setahun dah..

Aku tahu,aku bukan jenis 24 jam on the phone dengan girlfriend aku..

aku sedar aku bukanlah boyfriend yang selama ni diidamkan..

tapi, i know one thing that keeps our relationship strong..

u see, for me, love is a job.. we, guys who have it, have a big job to do.. to take care of it.. and never let it broke..

yah i admit it, i once broke her (you-know-who) heart..it is simply because aku taknak tengok dia kesunyian.. aku taknak dia ada bf cam aku.. she deserve more..

but she said "what if i dont want to?"..

that DOESNT MAKE ME CRY.. i do admit i am touched by that sentence..

she makes me think that maybe, my entire destiny are meant to be with her in it..In my story book..

You see, gais..what i always notice on typical "easy breakup couples" is

-the gais is too overprotecting overcaring overloving and stuff.dude, the luis dont like it.. I know you would think that you're trying to show that you truly cares about em.. but you're wrong.. that things only applies on story books..in movies,not reality

fact is: girls dont know what they want..actually...

So everyone, me, a gai who is so called "you-are-so-not-sweet" or whatever, what to conclude today's post...

We cant understand what a girls want..we cant be overprotecting and stuff.. what we can do.. is to be there at the right place and the right time.. when she need us the most..

For me,as long as she's alive.. i dont need to call her to check if she's okay, or whatever..

i just need to know..that she's here with me.. and she's not from my dream, that i will lose when i wake up.. And if my whole life is a DREAM, i hope i'll be sleeping forever, because my life now, is one damn good sweet dream.. :D

kepada anda anda yang keding

Okey for today post, ill be writing in malay...

Ehemm ehemm.. it's hard for me..oh lupa im writing in malay.. susah bagi aku menjadi seorang "ectomorph".. satu masalah genetik yang aku tak boleh nak buat apa2.. selalu menjadi impian aku untuk mempunyai bentuk badan yang lebih besar atau "tough" la.. tapi susah.. Ramai orang cakap aku tak suka makan la, ape la.. tapi diorang tak tau apa itu ectomorph.. kalau korang pon tak tau gi baca sendiri kt wikipedia.. Soo after a lot of reading and studying and stuff.. I learned that kalau kita ni ectomorph and jenis metabolisma laju gila bakar calorie makanan anda..

Anda kene makan setiap 2-3 jam dan amik PROTEIN SHAKE... so aku pon semangat la gi cari protein shake dekat subang parade.. So when i got there, i got this thing called SUPER MASS GAINER (dibaca dalam nada suara yang dalam dan garau).. Why i bought this thing?

- Calories in each serving= 1500 kcal (macam makan nasi ayam 10 pinggan)

-protein in each serving= 52 gram (macam makan sebatang kaki lembu i guess)

ni hah gambar dia aku tangkap pakai kamera nikon D3050 aku

So today, the fifth day of drinking this SUPER MASS GAINER!! (again, dibaca dalam nada yang dalam dan garau).. Fifth day minum aku timbang berat aku masih 46kg (ringan?) BUT..

my arm got bigger by 2cm and my "kekuatan" got increased like THUNDAAARH... seriously, before this i could do 5kg dumbell like 50time but now i could even do 10kg dumbell.. but 10 kg i could do like 25time only... So i was kinda exited about myself...Bila balik kampung, aku ada sorang abang saudara ni.. Well he's a gym junkie.. so i challenge him to a dumbell fight.. who can lift more..wins..
I start first.. it's easy for me at first.. i could even dance to the song "duck sauce-barbra streisand" while lifting...
So i lift and i lift... masa sampai 15 my arm are getting wiggly and "geli geli" feeling.. i cant lose so i do a little more..now my arm are already getting weird and that 8kg dumbell becomes heavier..so i stop at 23.. and then my abang saudara turn comes.. dia bantai sampai 35.. sampai 35 his arm are already sore and he said to me "kau menganjing sangat joget2 semua, amekkau ahaha" .... so i think its already a progress for me.. who knows in form 5 i'll already be ripped?
So now as im laying on my bed.. i think "betul ke ape yang aku buat ni, boleh ke badan aku jadi besar? ectomorph yang berjaya dalam dunia ni 10-13 orang je kot, boleh ke aku jadi cam diorang?adakah aku membuang masa? god knows..what i know is, i'll continue to train hard and achieve my goal.. pray me luck..

Satu ayat yang paling aku benci adalah bila orang cakap - Badan keding buat apa pegi gym?

see? this kind of human does not deserve a place on earth.. pergi gym la besarkan badan, abis dok umah tengok tv je badan boleh besar? kalau endomorph boleh ah buat camtu.. ectomorph lain..

so by reading my blog today anda telah berjaya belajar tentang ectomorph.. gene yang paling sukar untuk hidup dengannya..

adioss

This is my Luys

Hey guys and luys.. My second post..woohoo.. today im gonna talk about a very special girl.. her name is... Christina Aguelerelerela whatever... lol joke..

the special girl im talking about is Alya Nabihah Amrina binti Aminuddin.. she's technically my girlfriend.. for now.. we've been together since like 5 or 6 month right now. (i hate math and so does counting) Well what i can tell you guys and luys about MY luys here, she's

-white

-asian

-14 goin 15

-have 2 sisters

-a female

and i also wanted to share a secret about her.. make sure you dont tell anybody!

There i told you already.. if you cant find it then you're an ultimate noob..

Okay now what i like about her

-she's cute

-her voice

-her smile

okay that's all (not quite a sweet guy i am, am i? )

well i hate to tell sweet lies like "beauty doesnt count" or "love matters the most" so ill just skip to the end of this post

the conclusion here, im just proud to have her.. and i cant write more words because a blog is not enough to fit this girl whole special story.. :)

this is a photo taken at school

p/s: guys and luys, do you prefer me writing in english, or in malay?

LE GRANDE REOPENING

before continuing please view all teh video provided..

HEY EVERYBADAN!!! its been ages since I wrote in this inglorious blog.. last post as you can see down here, is in... OMAHGAHOBAHMA.. 20 march?? how could you live that long without reading Triple D's (diiarydailydeen) ?..

SO IM REOPENING THIS BLOG..and i hope you'll live a happy life with it.. in fact, share this blog with you're grandchild when you have one..

what i hope now , is you guys and luys to IGNORE the CRAP in all the post written BEFORE the REOPENING ERA... so this mark the reopening era okay guys and luys? THIS post is the mark of this blog reoping era... forgive all my crap written before this post (its my before puberty year,i do stupid things)...

SONOW.. ENJOY!

btw enjoy this meal for our Grande Reopening Ceremony today.. :D